jewmosexual
A Jewish homosexual.
jewmosexual by Erock7566 September 3, 2013
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Jewmosexual
"The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris."
Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."
Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over"
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homos jews."
Jewmosexual by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007
Related Words
Jewmosexual • jomosexual • jetrosexual • Jewsexual • Jerosexual • joemosexual • jenosexual • Jermasexual
Jewmosexual
The Jewmosexual teabagged Chuck Norris.
Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over."
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homo jews."
Kid-"Mommy, that penny pinching man with the purse scares me."
Mother-"Dont be startled, when you're older they'll be all over."
Kid-"But mommy, what are they?"
Mother-"Son, I wanted to wait 'til you were older but...they're crossbred homo jews."
Jewmosexual by Jesus666777 November 25, 2007
jetrosexual
A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:
11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.
10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.
8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.
7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages
6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.
5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.
4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.
1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.
10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.
9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.
8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.
7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages
6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.
5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.
4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.
3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.
2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.
1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
jetrosexual by Interitus July 21, 2008
joemosexual
Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.
joemosexual by Blackie69 December 23, 2007
jomosexual
a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
jomosexual by jdot May 19, 2006
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