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Jesusland 

The magical North American Christian theocracy whose citizenry have given George Bush a second term in office not because of his "accomplishments", but because of his blatant religious fundamentalism and exaggerated 1950s-era "family values." It is bordered by the Blue States and Canada to the west, north, and northeast; Mexico to the south, and the Atlantic to the east.
In Jesusland, "family values" and religious beliefs are the only things considered when voting for President. Even if the candidate is a corrupt scumbag with one hand in the oil industry's pants and the other shoving a dildo up the collective ass of the middle-class.
Jesusland by Ninja Disaster November 4, 2004
Jessian is someone with a great sense of humour, very goofy and bubbly personality and is often liked by everyone however they are often misunderstood and battle a lot of things alone. Jessian seeks peace and hapiness and loves thinking and exploring
Jessian tells great jokes.
jessian by Kioney wayde April 24, 2021

jesusbanger 

An overly religious person who stresses his views onto others whether they like it or not. The difference between a 'jesusbanger' and a person with religion is that a 'jesusbanger' feels that anything conflicting their views should be against the law and states this profusely or takes care of the offense by themself. (See also, 'bible thumper.')

Probably derived from 'gangbanger' as both terms are used to refer to a person or thug who has an overly aggressive personality and certain views which they enforce.
Don't let Jaime come in here during the party. He's a jesusbanger and he's just waiting for an excuse to start something.
jesusbanger by ginandcoke August 24, 2010
Verb: The act of ghosting someone, then returning a few days later.

Past tense: getting jesused
"I thought we were close, but she kept jesusing me."
Jesusing by GKH1220 May 4, 2020
Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!
jesusin by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009

Jesusman27282729 

Jesusman27282729 was most recognized by his other name, jesus which was supposedly "made" by the christians when in actuality the game Jesusman27282729 came up with the name first. Jesusman was the creator of all video games and got hung on a fortnite plane for other gamers sins (playing fortnite etc).
Christians: oh Jesusman27282729.. name sounds cool..
Jesusman: if you take my name i will get you banned