jesusin

Perfect; perfection personified.

Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!

by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009

Jesusin’

Jesus makes ways and performs miracles, signs and wonders.

Jesus be Jesusin’.

by Faithintranslation September 16, 2020

Jesus in a lightbulb

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011

jesustinance

Sustinance that Christians derive from Jesus.

That drunken, gambling, cheating Christian lost everything. All that keeps him going now is Jesustinance.

by Robopoet January 4, 2009

Jesusnipples

Something you'd say if something amazing just happened.

Person#1: Holy Jesusnipples dude, I just got a 1080 collateral quickscope.
Person#2:SIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

by Shaneyboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii December 24, 2010

Sweet jesus in a hail storm

1.Something you say when something is just unfucking beleiveable.
2.complete shock or excitement.

1.Ellie: holy shit i have chubb rub.
Tim: Sweet jesus in a hail storm thats disgusting.

2."Sweet jesus in a hail storm I found a $5 bill on the ground."

3.*man gets socked in the face*
"Sweet jesus in a hail storm you got fucked up"

by tim3253265 July 12, 2006

Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse

A cult created by high school mulitmedia kids dedicated to the advancement of the Church of Raptor Jesus through holy war and the conquer of the universe.

"Man, the Knights of Raptor Jesus in the Holy Dino Appocalypse are the most badass overlords ever, they give out free tacos!"

by DinoKnight0 May 2, 2010