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jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.
Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.
jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

jesus phone

slang term used for an iPhone
My $600 jesus phone fell out of my pocket.
jesus phone by Junpei August 3, 2007

Jesus Phone

The iPhone, one of the most hyped products ever and occasionally called the “Jesus phone” like it was the Second Coming
This is the next "Jesus Phone"
Jesus Phone by Lukas Wo July 27, 2007
Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.
After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.
jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

Jesuswhore 

n. one who brings up Jesus or even religion in normal converstaion in a non-mocking way. Also acts as though they are 'loved' by Jesus more then normal people.
1) Goddamn, that chick is a Jesuswhore, she kept asking me if I've 'accepted him' as my saviour when I asked her about shampoo.
Jesuswhore by KatieCARCRASH August 3, 2007

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.
Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!
Jesus Phone by Burkus December 19, 2008