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Jesuphobe 

Jesuphobe

A phenomenon by which a man, woman, or child who cringes at the mention of Jesus Christ. It could be in casual conversation in public, or even in private. It's usually denoted by obvious body language indicating discomfort. Looking down, looking away, changing the subject, nervousness, confusion, and sometimes even an irrational or emotional outburst are often a few of the symptoms. This is not to be confused with Godphobe- with is a much less severe disorder, and not quite as prevalent.
Street preacher: "Hello! Would you like to have a free bottle of water in Jesus' name?"
Jesuphobe: "There's always a catch."
Street preacher: "Ok. How about just a free bottle of water?"
Jesuphobe: "Thanks, I needed that."
Street preacher: "You're very welcome ."
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jesusphobe

Someone who hates God, detests Christians, and does not miss a opportunity to let everyone know of their disgust.
Jesusphobes love to troll Christians.
jesusphobe by demonminion November 28, 2012

jessphobic 

an irrational fear of people names Jess.
"What did you say her name was again?"
"I said her name is Jess"
"J-J-Jess...?"

The woman then proceeded to scream and then died.

The woman was Jessphobic.
Defines a virgin vagina, possessed by a female that engages in oral and/or anal sex.
After giving him a blowjob, Diane told Billy that he could do anything, he just couldn't put it in the jesushole.
jesushole by bigdogcasino February 10, 2010

Jewaphobe 

Being afraid of or hating Jews, another way of being called an Anti-Semite.
Brendan is a Jewaphobe, he doesn't like Jews although he is one.

Hitler is a Jewaphobe
Jewaphobe by Dank_pickles May 8, 2018

Jewophobe 

When someone says something bad about Jews or the Holocaust
Jimmy was being such a jewophobe
Jewophobe by The dumbo March 26, 2021

JesusPhone

Pseudonym for the Apple iPhone or iPhone 3G.
OMG! Is that the JesusPhone?
JesusPhone by loser101onub August 11, 2008
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