jesusposer

A un-inverted lukewarm homofag who blindly follows the beliefs of a bunch of pedophiles.

Look at that jesusposer, he believes in god...gayfag.

by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

JESUSMOSES

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005

jesusposing

Done mostly among trance and house DJs where one extends the arms as if nailed to a cross and the crowd responds by going apeshit.

Seen repeatedly done by Armin Van Buuren (not that I mind. . . .he's hot *shrugs*) and Tiesto.

RabidFangirl1: HOLY SH--! LOOK AT ARMIN! HE'S JESUSPOSING! *faints*

RabidFangirl2: OMGOMGOMG!! HE ISS!!

Dude1: Oh look, Tiesto's jesusposing! We should go apeshit!
Dudette1: HOLYCRAPSH--! HE IS!! *proceeds to go apeshit*

by AvBfan October 24, 2010

jesuslover

someone who uses the lame excuse "it's part of God's plan" for everything that goes wrong. They oppose basic women's rights (the right to choose) and voted for George Bush, the stupidest president ever.

Someone to avoid. Like Ned Flanders with Dubya's values.

by I voted for Kerry May 7, 2005