Jerland

First different name on Earth, it was founded by Caridad Cabral From Dominican Republic as a combination of England and the mix of J-E like their 2 other kids, Jefry and Jeick... Making Jerland different as the middle brother. Jerland Vargas Cabral the first on Earth, legendary.

Jerland the First on Earth, king of all stations, present day and night, master of lions, tigers and the jungle. Killer of the older dragons...

by Jerland November 23, 2021

Jewlander

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!

by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

Jerrands

Errands completely unrelated to your regular job duties which you've been "voluntold" to do by your supervisor named Jerry.

Employee A: Well, Jerry called and says he needs us to meet him at fleet for something, then go to admin and help arrange chairs, then go to the facility since they're short staffed. Also, all the other vans are shut down.
Employee B: But we have three calls pending...
Employee A: I told him that. Apparently these Jerrands are priority.

by HahaJKBro June 14, 2018

jewland

Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from

ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)

by farged December 30, 2007

jeland

when a boy is in love with his teacher

"dude, you're such a jeland"

by misssugarpink June 25, 2017

jerand

A guy who laughs like crazy but drowning in thoughts, he may be silent at times but he gives the biggest love to every person he cares
Very private person

Jim: who's laughing like that ?
Claire : definitely sounds like jerand.

by Queen1996 June 7, 2021