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First different name on Earth, it was founded by Caridad Cabral From Dominican Republic as a combination of England and the mix of J-E like their 2 other kids, Jefry and Jeick... Making Jerland different as the middle brother. Jerland Vargas Cabral the first on Earth, legendary.
Jerland the First on Earth, king of all stations, present day and night, master of lions, tigers and the jungle. Killer of the older dragons...
Jerland by Jerland November 23, 2021
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Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
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the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.
Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.
Jewland by Liz January 3, 2004

Jerrands 

Errands completely unrelated to your regular job duties which you've been "voluntold" to do by your supervisor named Jerry.
Employee A: Well, Jerry called and says he needs us to meet him at fleet for something, then go to admin and help arrange chairs, then go to the facility since they're short staffed. Also, all the other vans are shut down.
Employee B: But we have three calls pending...
Employee A: I told him that. Apparently these Jerrands are priority.
Jerrands by HahaJKBro June 14, 2018
Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from
ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)
jewland by farged December 30, 2007
when a boy is in love with his teacher
"dude, you're such a jeland"
jeland by misssugarpink June 25, 2017
A guy who laughs like crazy but drowning in thoughts, he may be silent at times but he gives the biggest love to every person he cares
Very private person
Jim: who's laughing like that ?
Claire : definitely sounds like jerand.
jerand by Queen1996 June 7, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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