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the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.
Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.
Jewland by Liz January 3, 2004
Words you can keep
Israel

often used derogatively by those who do not know where jews come from
ignorant anti-semite: Go back to jewland you stupid Jew!!
Jew: - oy* -
*stereotypical jewish interjection

or

(insert magical story here)
jewland by farged December 30, 2007
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Jewmando 

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.
General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."
Jewmando by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

Jewlander 

The spectacular sequel to the blockbuster hit Zoolander. In this film jewish Ben Stiller plays Zoolander, who is a model. In this film, Zoolander models Kippahs and Tzizits over skin-tight, leather body suits.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jewlander yet?
Guy 2: Have I? That movie is Jewtastic!
Jewlander by GodsInfantry June 17, 2010
A name given to Tulane University for the excessive number of JAPy bitches and jewish people.
Where do you go to school?
Tulane
Oh you mean Jewlane
JewLane by perlnit April 21, 2005
when a boy is in love with his teacher
"dude, you're such a jeland"
jeland by misssugarpink June 25, 2017

Jewmando 

is the practice of removing some or all of the foreskin (prepuce) from the penis. "Going jewmando" is reputed to have begun with jew-kune-do and other special jewish forces military units, in which some soldiers removed their foreskin to prevent chafing.
I am going jewmando today; really letting it breathe
Jewmando by ihuntmidgets April 30, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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