Liz's definitions

HOORJ!

Coined by Pokey the Penguin, a version of the exclamation "hooray!"

"I will not mangle your intestines."
"HOORJ!"

by Liz October 10, 2003

Gamma

1) A Woman of Distinction

If life were fair, everyone would be a Gamma

by Liz March 31, 2004

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

jelly bracelets

I have always thought of a sex braclets to be just a game but wherew i live they mean

Pink~Kiss on the cheek
Red~kiss an lips
purple~french kiss
purple glitter~oral sex
Silver~sex
Black~all of the above

by Liz March 7, 2004

bexter baxter

n. youngest member of the Fox family
n. annoying nickname used to to annoy youngest member of the Fox family.

"Bexter Baxter, will you please go get me my..."

by Liz February 20, 2005

childbirth

The most painful thing you could ever expeirience. Most likely will involve lots of cursing, stupid doctors and make your insignifigant other feel extremly unloved.

Why the hell do people film childbirth? So they can remember the pain, yelling, pain and more pain?

by Liz July 29, 2004

kanye west

Jackass who likes to place blame where it does not belong. I'm assuming he does this for attention. I must admit though he does have a shit load of talent.

I love the song gold digger by kanye west; however, that stunt he pulled, "george bush does not care about black people", was completley uncalled for.

by liz May 21, 2006