Liz's definitions

OotP

J.K. Rowling's fifth novel, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Popular shorthand amongst bloggers.

"Did you read my blog last night about OotP?"
"Nooo! I haven't read it yet, and I don't want to read any spoilers before then!"

by Liz April 1, 2005

Stern

a. The King of All Media.
b. A true genius of radio and TV.
c. An extremely ugly man that beautiful women want to f--- (me included).

People who don't get it: "I hate that Stern. He's so rude."

by Liz July 25, 2003

sniggles

a cigarette

Please hand me a sniggles

by Liz October 19, 2003

pittle

pittle : to poo. to take a dump.

i ate too many beans, and took a mean ass pittle.

by liz June 10, 2004

Bye Bye Arms

the back of your upper arms that keep swinging after your doe waving good bye becuase they are so fat & n muscle is there

"I hate My Bye Bye Arms"

by Liz March 26, 2004

jerkers curve

If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.

I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.

by Liz May 13, 2005

Ociffer

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

by Liz August 13, 2004