Jerkabo

A person who is a jerk for doing something they should have. Often used to describe someone as a jerk but in a less harsh way.

Did you see that guy cut me off?!
Yeah he is a jerkabo

by Toldemtehdeal March 1, 2011

jerkaholic

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.

He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.

by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerkanoff

someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.

1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!

by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009

jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.

damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.

by Tkabpro March 14, 2016

Jerkable

"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.

Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"

OR

Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"

by youngdaggerdiq January 23, 2022

jewkaboo

A Jewish person with definative jewish features, like a big nose, curly black hair, light skin, and a love for money.

Jewkaboo can be used as an insult...its not nice to call a jewish guy one

Look at that Jewkaboo walking down our street.

by Frank Peters March 30, 2008