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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008

jerkability 

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago
Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...
someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.
1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!
Jerkanoff by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009
When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
jerkable by Tkabpro March 14, 2016
"Jerk" comes from the phrase "Jerking Off" which also means masturbating
"able" means having the ability to do something/opportunity do something
Combine them together and you have "Jerkable"
In simpler words, Jerkable means being able to jerk off to something.
Joon Sung Kim: "Bro I jerked off to Hentai yesterday, that shit was awesome"
Aiden Lee: "Hentai??!! wtf man! that shit is unjerkable, how do you jerk off to animated characters"

OR

Aiden Lee: "bro did u see that Ash Kaashh gawk gawk video?"
Joshua Hwang: "Yeah man, that shit is jerkable as FUCK"
Jerkable by youngdaggerdiq January 23, 2022

jewkaboo 

A Jewish person with definative jewish features, like a big nose, curly black hair, light skin, and a love for money.

Jewkaboo can be used as an insult...its not nice to call a jewish guy one
Look at that Jewkaboo walking down our street.
jewkaboo by Frank Peters March 30, 2008