Jerkalope

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One who displays the actions of a jerk, yet has the rack of an antelope to harm.

Dan showed up at my wedding wearing a dress to match my bridal gown, what a jerkalope!

Jerkalope by Amey T. October 2, 2003

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jerkalope

an extreme jackalope who shows all of the properties of a jackalope but more so

any person who everybody hates to the utmost, typically a criminal

jerkalope by jack December 7, 2003

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Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

Jackalope by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

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jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

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Project Jackalope

THE BEST XBOX COMMUNITY SERVER THERE EVER WAS

Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope

Project Jackalope by DebtCollectr March 8, 2023

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jackalope

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...

Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...

jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

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jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

jackalope by Shtoink September 27, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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