Jerkabate 

to be jerk while you masturbate

while talking on the phone, I jerkabated by calling this girl a bitch and pulling on my pork.

Jerkabate by vweeenuh schnitzel November 26, 2010

Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites

While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy

Jerkmate by AverageUrbanDictionaryUser March 8, 2021

jerkwater 

Q. Why do we call a backward place a "jerkwater" town?
A. Steam engines needed to refill their boilers from water
towers next to the tracks but some "towns" were so small
that they lacked a water tower. When trains stopped in
those places, the crew had to find a nearby stream or well
and, bucket-brigade style, "jerk" the water to the train.

Those little dots on the map are jerkwater towns.

jerkwater by Ron Ruth May 28, 2007

jerkolater 

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

jerkolater by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

jerkurbate 

A combination of the term 'jerk around', or the more suggestive 'jerk off', with the word 'masturbate'. The word 'jerkurbate' is harmless, with no actual spiteful inclination. It is to be understood simply as doing a meaningless activity which therefore has no purpose other than to waste time; as the combination of the two terms would imply. It does not symbolize or represent any lewd or obscene meaning that one would initially believe.

#1.) "You always jerkurbate when we need to think of something to do."

#2.) Friend 1: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend 2: "Jerkurbating."

#3.) "The year is almost finished, and people still insist on jerkurbating in our faces."

jerkurbate by z4gnut May 17, 2006

jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.

damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.

jerkable by Tkabpro March 14, 2016

Jerkulate 

When you have one or more jerk-off/s swinging indecisively from one course of action or opinion to another

Combining jerk-off and vacillate.

Also;

-lat·ed, -lat·ing, -lates (intr.v.)
-lat'ing·ly (adv.)
-la'tion (n.)
-la'tor (n.)

The company will likely jerkulate about the new acquisition for years to come.

Jerkulate by Whateverthefuckyouwanttocallme November 21, 2011