jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

by metalhead666 September 18, 2009

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008

jerp

the act of having sex with fruits, vegetables, or small women that look like fruits or vegetables

I jerped all night long and im still lonely.

by whaddup January 09, 2006

jerp

fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)

My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.

by jerp masta July 11, 2008

Jerp

Gay ass word made up by Lil Wayne in the song "Lollipop". It is a poor excuse for lack of creative ability or grasp of the English language.

However, most hip-hop songs fall victim to the "Jerp Effect".

Told her to back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp jerp

by DJ Mohammed Rockafeller July 15, 2008

Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

by Jason in Btown wisconsin February 04, 2010