Jerpes

jumping herpes, herpes capable of jumping from person to person.

don't get to close to her, you'll get jerpes

by Jason in Btown wisconsin February 5, 2010

jerpes

Dude, it's like Herpes....but like WAY worse....and James has it.

You definitely don't want it.

That's not a cold sore....you've got Jerpes.

by The One-Armed Man August 13, 2004

jerpes

Short for "joint herpes," which is herpes that you get from sharing a joint or a blunt.

Don't share joints/blunts unless you wanna get jerpes.

Dude. Jesse gave me jerpes.

by metalhead666 September 19, 2009

jerpes

It's like herpes, but of the jewish variety.

Schwedy: "Yo D-man, did you hear what our jew lover roomate just found out?"
D-man: "What, that his jew girlfriend is going to have his tay-sachs baby?"
Schwedy: "No, virgin boy. He got the jerpes!"

by atizzle February 11, 2008

Jerpes

Herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on Sunday. Can be obtained through the "herpes hands" or touching a Jew.

Troy, your Jewish Jew-fro'd ass has JERPES

by LiarBoat May 26, 2010

Jerpes

Herpes, but the kind Jimmy Urine of MSI has, which makes them less scary then Herpes and makes them fun...

Girl 1-holy hell i can't wait to see Jimmi at the MSI show, if yah catch my drift!
Girl 2- ew but he has Herpes!
Girl 1- no he has Jerpes, it's differnt!!!

by I have pie for you too. August 24, 2008

Jeres505

This is a person who is pretty chill but when a person specifically named "White or lungyuth2019" will constantly say "secks" as to annoy the person, also they like hentai specifically "Astolfo"

White:help
Jeres505:secks
White:what?
Jeres505:secks
White: n o
Jeres505:yes
White:no
Jeres505:secks

by The one with the arm September 24, 2021