Best duo in history; a duo everyone wishes they were a part of. Intellectuals that share one braincell and sometimes forget to use it. Jemleks is the superior combination and a fusion would be too powerful for humanity to handle.

Birthday: December 30, 2018

Damn i wish we were Jemleks, they're so cool.

Jemleks by jemlekslover October 15, 2019

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Toe Jammer

Doo-Wop

Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo-wop
Mammot: Bum
Toe Jammer: Doo
Mammot: Bum
Fwog: Wahwawawawawa

Toe Jammer by FartSmella22 June 2, 2021

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jemeat

somebody who swings his meat around and gets leaked twice

Don’t be a jemeat

jemeat by nyytard January 10, 2022

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Jammed Gun

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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