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jammeister tony's

Slang for pajamas. Abbrieviated as Jammy T's
I'm gonna put on my jammeister tony's before I go to bed.
jammeister tony's by Spoestche July 18, 2006

jemkenised 

the condition after inhaling the fumes of fermented human poo poo
after being "jemkenised" leroy was able to cope the day working at mickie-dees
jemkenised by rodchester l jemken January 10, 2008

Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.
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Jewmeister by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

jammeister 

Someone who is very very jammy (lucky) - the master of jamminess
- I put 10p in the slot machine and got £50 back
- You jammeister!!
jammeister by Red Em June 21, 2012
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019