Jelmy 

The combination of the two incredible people called Jelmer and Amy. Together they can beat anything and anyone and they always support each other no matter what. They both are Tetris 99 pros and love to win in tetris 99 and do that frequently as well.

Friend: "Wow I can't believe the president saved the Earth!"
Friend #2: "Yes that was totally Jelmy move of him!"
Friend #3:"Yeah dude Jelmy's awesome"
Friend #4:"You guys talking about Jelmy?"
Friend #2: "Yah dude"
Friend: "ikr they are so cool"
Friend #4:" I agree, hey wanna get some dinner later"
Friend #3: "No man I can't I'm visiting my father in the hospital"
Friend #4:"Aw dude, I hope he gets better, how about the rest?"
Friend #2:"Yeah I'm starving and down to vibe."
Friend:"Same here, I haven't eaten since lunch!"
Friend #3:" Okay gotta go now see ya!"
Friend:"See ya!"
Friend #2:"See ya!"
Friend #4:" See ya! So what do you guys wanna get?"
Friend:"Chinese maybe?"
Friend #2:"Nah I had Chinese yesterday. How about some chimken nuget?"
Friend:"Oh yeah I could totally go for that"
Friend #4:"I'm a vegetarian"
Friend: "Yo don't worry veggie nuggets"
Friend #4:" Oh cool, then I'm down."
Friend: "Man these nuggets taste good!"
Friend #3:"Yeah! Reminds me of Jelmy!"
Friend, friend #2 and friend #4: "Hey, you're back! How was your dad?"
Friend #3:"He was fine! Apparently the doctor was called Jelmy"
Friend:"Ohhh, well no wonder he's fine then!"
Friend #3: "Yeah! So what're we having?"
The end.

Jelmy by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly 

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

Bat-faced Jelly by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

gyna jelly 

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".

gyna jelly by Mr.Tissue February 2, 2018

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly 

it is a term used for what will happen if you took your girl to The Dolan Twins Warehouse

Lauren is so pretty. I bet Ethan wants to put some Catfish Pizza Peanut Butter Jelly in her belly

catfish pizza peanut butter jelly by LitaDolanstan June 12, 2017

Jellyfish Backbone 

Jellyfish backbone is a person who says one thing but does the opposite and blames others.

My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.

Jellyfish Backbone by Mr. Harrahs March 5, 2014

Jeimy 

A beautiful, talented girl. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll have a blast with her. She has a great taste in music. If you're looking for a good, loyal friend, Jeimy is the one to call. Jeimy's know how to have fun.

"That girl is pretty"

"I know huh, her names Jeimy"

Jeimy by swegmastersweg November 30, 2013

Dalad Jelly 

It is a special type of jelly utilized in a wide variety of situations.

They generally come in two types:
Healing
and
Dessert

Oh! Man, dude, look! Dalad Jelly! Fuck yeah give a scoop

Dalad Jelly by DaladJellyMan November 3, 2012