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jellyhole 

A vagina. Can also be used in a derogatory sense to describe a man's anus with the implication that his anus is a mangina for other men's pleasure.
Sally has a much tighter jellyhole than your sister.

I told Neil to make sure he doesn't forget to lube up his jellyhole before he asks Bob for a raise.
jellyhole by S Bishop July 9, 2006

jellywhal 

a species combination of a narwhal and jellyfish. coined by a percy jackson google plus community.
jellywhals are evolutionarily superior to any other marine species
jellywhal by tiredanddumb May 6, 2019

jellywhack 

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.
jellywhack by bert_turnip September 22, 2006
The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)
The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.
jellyware by *daha* October 21, 2013

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.
"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.
Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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