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jellyhole 

A vagina. Can also be used in a derogatory sense to describe a man's anus with the implication that his anus is a mangina for other men's pleasure.
Sally has a much tighter jellyhole than your sister.

I told Neil to make sure he doesn't forget to lube up his jellyhole before he asks Bob for a raise.
jellyhole by S Bishop July 9, 2006
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jellywhal 

a species combination of a narwhal and jellyfish. coined by a percy jackson google plus community.
jellywhals are evolutionarily superior to any other marine species
jellywhal by tiredanddumb May 6, 2019

jellywhack 

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.
Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.
jellywhack by bert_turnip September 22, 2006
The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)
The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.
jellyware by *daha* October 21, 2013

Jellywater 

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.
"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.
Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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