jellywhack

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.

Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.

by bert_turnip September 22, 2006

the messiah of bellywhackers

A phrase coined by Colin Lane in an episode of 'The Adventures of Lano and Woodley'. Used to describe the biggest bellywhacker imaginable.

"Oooh! It is the MESSIAH of bellywhackers!"

by Alex7 June 1, 2007

jellywanker

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jellywhal

a species combination of a narwhal and jellyfish. coined by a percy jackson google plus community.

jellywhals are evolutionarily superior to any other marine species

by tiredanddumb May 6, 2019

jellyhawk

Bringer of the KY, Master of the bootyhole tickle club. Can and will ky glide into your dreams...

If a Jellyhawk is near by a Solidnewt is probably lurking planning the assault on you.

JELLYHAWK BROKE THAT DUDE BOOTYHOLE AT THE PARTY IN HELL....

by Lucifer.Fallen1 August 14, 2023

bellywhacker

The act of diving/jumping into a pool, only to painfully hit the water stomach-first, often creating a loud crack noise and an even bigger splash. Somehow, every person present will notice if you do one.

"Ooh! That bellywhacker had to hurt!"

by Alex7 June 1, 2007

jellyback Jangler

Kinda like a titty twistersept you GRAB the titty... SHAKE.... Then SLAP

Jenny wouldntshut up so bill had to bustout and give her a jellyback jangler

by bob December 5, 2003