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JerkyHole 

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.
Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

JellyHooba 

The type of person who has a very bubbly personality but is ugly.
"Jenn is SUCH a JellyHooba!"

"I know, right?!! I can't believe you used to talk to her!!"

"LOL"

"LOL"

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Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006

jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

jellybones

(adjective) nervous, anxious.
Also the name of a Unicorns Song.
"That boy's so cute he gives me jellybones!"
"...I came to, my kneecaps were off, they were soft, I had jellybones..."
jellybones by Ez M. September 22, 2005

Jelly Hole 

A Masturbating device created by cutting a hole in your mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice and then masturbating with it (for best results use grape jelly)
Dude I made a Jelly Hole last night and masturbated til like three in the morning.
Jelly Hole by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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