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JerkyHole 

A hole that is filled with jerky.
Not to be confused with a JerkHole.
Person 1: "Hey Wanna Go To A JerkyHole?"
Person 2: "A JerkHole?"
Person 1: "No a JerkyHole"
Person 2: "Oh Sure."

JellyHooba 

The type of person who has a very bubbly personality but is ugly.
"Jenn is SUCH a JellyHooba!"

"I know, right?!! I can't believe you used to talk to her!!"

"LOL"

"LOL"

Jilligan marrixrunner
Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006

jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

jellybones

(adjective) nervous, anxious.
Also the name of a Unicorns Song.
"That boy's so cute he gives me jellybones!"
"...I came to, my kneecaps were off, they were soft, I had jellybones..."
jellybones by Ez M. September 22, 2005

Jelly Hole 

A Masturbating device created by cutting a hole in your mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice and then masturbating with it (for best results use grape jelly)
Dude I made a Jelly Hole last night and masturbated til like three in the morning.
Jelly Hole by Weasel0317 March 30, 2012