blam

When you blam someone is like when you knock some mo fo to da ground, man. they aint gettin up neither.

man, this chump was frontin me man. an I was like BLAM. see ya later bitch.

by bert_turnip February 12, 2004

jellywhack

To slap one's girl in the face with one's member while it is in a semi lob on state.

Steve: So how was it with Jeannie?
Greg: Awesome, she's a right little slut. I spuffed in her hair, then jellywhacked her for good measure.
Steve: Good work, Greg. Good work.

by bert_turnip September 22, 2006