Jellywater
Jellywater by clorkson23 June 25, 2022
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jellywanker
a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010
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jellyware
The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)
Jellyvator
1: An incredibly slow elevator that is in fact a giant jellyfish. The first known jellyvator appeared in World of Warcraft's five-man dungeon, Throne of Tides.
Man - have you played Throne of Tides yet? The jellyvator takes like five minutes a round trip! Good thing they put in a teleporter.
Jellyvator by Impathy December 22, 2010
jelqwater
Person 1: hey man what have you been up too?
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin
jelqwater by Flavoredfunk69 April 21, 2024
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