Jellywater

Referring to a man's dripping hair gel, through either melting or being washed out.

"It was hot out today, ended up getting jellywater on my trousers after I fell asleep in the sun.

by clorkson23 June 25, 2022

jellywanker

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.

That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!

by rawrzhar December 22, 2010

jellyware

The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)

The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.

by *daha* October 21, 2013

Jellyvator

1: An incredibly slow elevator that is in fact a giant jellyfish. The first known jellyvator appeared in World of Warcraft's five-man dungeon, Throne of Tides.

Man - have you played Throne of Tides yet? The jellyvator takes like five minutes a round trip! Good thing they put in a teleporter.

by Impathy December 22, 2010

jelqwater

Jelqwater
The a body of water or container of water that has been used in or is planning to be used to be jelqed in

Person A: hey man have you seen my water bottle
Person B: you mean the jelqwater? I already jelqed with it this morning

by EstabanLemonIce April 1, 2024

jelqwater

The secretions made as one man is jelqing

Person 1: hey man what have you been up too?
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin

by Flavoredfunk69 April 21, 2024