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jellywanker 

a jellywanker is somebody who sticks their penis into a jar of jelly and excessively masturbate with it.
That Fagot is such a jellywanker!!
jellywanker by rawrzhar December 22, 2010
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The brain of the human operator. Cybernetic devices depend on the hardware (the physical pieces of the device), the software (the programmed instructions) and the jellyware (the person who pushes the buttons and his decision-making.)
The machine checks out fine, and there are no glitches in the code. The problem is your jellyware - the guy who sits in the control seat clicks OK after every prompt.
jellyware by *daha* October 21, 2013

Jellyvator

1: An incredibly slow elevator that is in fact a giant jellyfish. The first known jellyvator appeared in World of Warcraft's five-man dungeon, Throne of Tides.
Man - have you played Throne of Tides yet? The jellyvator takes like five minutes a round trip! Good thing they put in a teleporter.
Jellyvator by Impathy December 22, 2010
Jelqwater
The a body of water or container of water that has been used in or is planning to be used to be jelqed in
Person A: hey man have you seen my water bottle
Person B: you mean the jelqwater? I already jelqed with it this morning
jelqwater by EstabanLemonIce April 1, 2024
The secretions made as one man is jelqing
Person 1: hey man what have you been up too?
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin
jelqwater by Flavoredfunk69 April 21, 2024

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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