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Main Entry: Jellyrobe
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): Jellyrobed; Jellyrob·ing; Jellyrobes
v.
1. To repulse a female so forcefully, it changes their sexual orientation, inciting homosexual tendencies in an attempt to escape the repulsiveness.
2. To dodge a statement entirely and make up an entirely different argument to work against that was, coincidentally, not stated or even hinted at by the original party. See strawman.
3. To ruin something good by associating yourself with it.
1. If you dislike the high-quality pussy you undoubtedly get(you damn stud), just Jellyrobe a couple. That's two bitches out ya hair.

2. That's not what was said at all, get out of here with your Jellyrobe tactics.

3. Hey, Dick, you better not Jellyrobe Transformers for me. That's my favorite show!
Jellyrobe by Xerxes TWD July 13, 2006

jellyroll 

1) (n) In the parlance of 1930s blues, the female pudenda.
2) (n) Female sexuality, female attractiveness
3) (n) Sexuality in general.
1) She shook her jellyroll at the deacon.
2) Her jellyroll is good, but it ain't as good as mine.
3) I ain't gonna give you none of my jellyroll.
jellyroll by heptune June 15, 2006

jellybones

(adjective) nervous, anxious.
Also the name of a Unicorns Song.
"That boy's so cute he gives me jellybones!"
"...I came to, my kneecaps were off, they were soft, I had jellybones..."
jellybones by Ez M. September 22, 2005

Jellyrolled 

Jellyrolled eats the pie.
Jellyrolled by Pants July 10, 2003

jellyhole 

A vagina. Can also be used in a derogatory sense to describe a man's anus with the implication that his anus is a mangina for other men's pleasure.
Sally has a much tighter jellyhole than your sister.

I told Neil to make sure he doesn't forget to lube up his jellyhole before he asks Bob for a raise.
jellyhole by S Bishop July 9, 2006

surprise jellyroll 

when your date turns out to be chubbier than you expected. If date is female, see also squirting jam into a donut
"She wasn't exactly a blind date, I knew her from highschool but hadn't seen her thru 4 years of university so it was surprise jellyroll time when I picked her up at her apartment."
surprise jellyroll by Jake March 26, 2004