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The cracker you eat at church communion in praise of Jesus that looks simular to a cheez-it cracker.
You may now take and eat your Jeez-it.
Jeez-it by stupified1217 August 14, 2008
Words you can keep
Wafers of unlevened bread given at Judeo-Christian holy communion.
Combination of Jesus and Cheez-it.
Excuse me, father? Where can I buy a box of those Jeez-its?
Jeez-it by connick March 4, 2003
Jeez-it, Round wafer handed out by Christian organizations.

The body of Christ.
The boys lined up for their jeez-it , I recall a mother had a Jeez-it roll down between her breasts

Round wafer prepared and handed out by Christian churches.
The boy was on his knees to receive his jeez-it.

Jeez-it communion wafer.
Jeez-it by DouglasP March 11, 2023

jeez it up

read the bible, go to church, talk about jesus, think about jesus, etc.

Most commonly "Jeezin' it up."
tony: What'd you do this sunday?
Mark: I was just jeezin' it up at sunday school.

C'mon, jimmy, let's head over to the church to go jeez it up.
jeez it up by Eric January 23, 2004

Jeez, It's a lion 

Famous last words of Jubal Arkansaw Dummann. Also where the name of the famous snack "Jeez-Its" come from.

Dummann also coined "Are you nuts?" Which then led to Planters.
F in the chat for Jubal Arkansaw Dummann bro.

"The Jeez, It's a lion" man had the IQ score of a rock but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
The volcano just erupted but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm going to get sued by Kellogg but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I'm about to be beheaded via guillotine but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
My house was just raided by the FBI but at least I have my Jeez-Its.
I have been sent back in time to the stone age and cavemen are beating me up with clubs but hey at least they aren't taking away my Jeez-Its
My house literally fell apart but at least I still have my Jeez-Its
I have ran out of Jeez-Its.
Now I have no meaning.

Jeez-Its: The Snack That Pays.
The new "brand" name for communion wafers.

There's a petition supporting this on change dot org, titled "I want to rename communion wafers to jeez-its."
"The priest placed Jeez-its in everyone's mouths, and let each of us have a sip of his wine."
Jeez-its by somethinginspanish October 16, 2025
(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act
HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!
Jeezits by Tristan January 24, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
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B)
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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