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In the instance of a typical cunt named Jeevan, the politically correct way of adressing them is by the word "jeetits"
You: Oi jeetits you cunt, curry up and buy our drinks
Jeevan: Na im just a pussy cunt
jeetits by Jeevanmate January 24, 2011
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to say jesus really fast.
or,
like cheezits but without the cheese part.
ohh jeezit we got fucking tests didnt study ohh well fuck it..lol
jeezit by kati williams January 18, 2008
Awesome friend whose real name is Jesus but i say Jeezis. He's funny and always entertaining and hopefully doesn't die a virgin.
Jessica: Hey look it's Jeezis!
Jeezis: Dun DUn DUn!
Jeezis by Kitty the Rag Doll July 6, 2010

Jeeziest 

"The Jeeziest song ever!!" example: Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Or

Dude lets bounce these girls are the jeeziest!
Jeeziest by jjairm June 8, 2013

Jeezites 

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.
I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.
Jeezites by Hellsprung December 15, 2017
The new "brand" name for communion wafers.

There's a petition supporting this on change dot org, titled "I want to rename communion wafers to jeez-its."
"The priest placed Jeez-its in everyone's mouths, and let each of us have a sip of his wine."
Jeez-its by somethinginspanish October 16, 2025
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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