Jeezits 

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

Jeezits by Tristan January 24, 2005

jeetits 

In the instance of a typical cunt named Jeevan, the politically correct way of adressing them is by the word "jeetits"

You: Oi jeetits you cunt, curry up and buy our drinks
Jeevan: Na im just a pussy cunt

jeetits by Jeevanmate January 24, 2011

jeezit 

to say jesus really fast.
or,
like cheezits but without the cheese part.

ohh jeezit we got fucking tests didnt study ohh well fuck it..lol

jeezit by kati williams January 18, 2008

Jeezis 

Awesome friend whose real name is Jesus but i say Jeezis. He's funny and always entertaining and hopefully doesn't die a virgin.

Jessica: Hey look it's Jeezis!
Jeezis: Dun DUn DUn!

Jeezis by Kitty the Rag Doll July 6, 2010

Jeeziest 

A Combination of Jeasus and Cheesy.

"The Jeeziest song ever!!" example: Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Or

Dude lets bounce these girls are the jeeziest!

Jeeziest by jjairm June 8, 2013

Jeezites 

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

Jeezites by Hellsprung December 15, 2017

Jeez-its

The new "brand" name for communion wafers.

There's a petition supporting this on change dot org, titled "I want to rename communion wafers to jeez-its."

"The priest placed Jeez-its in everyone's mouths, and let each of us have a sip of his wine."

Jeez-its by somethinginspanish October 16, 2025