Jeezites

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Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

Jeezites by Hellsprung December 15, 2017

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Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

Jeezits by Tristan January 24, 2005

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Related Words

Jeezites • jeevitesh • Jeeziest • Jeez-it

Jeeziest

A Combination of Jeasus and Cheesy.

"The Jeeziest song ever!!" example: Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Or

Dude lets bounce these girls are the jeeziest!

Jeeziest by jjairm June 8, 2013

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jeevitesh

a jeevitesh is someone who is fat, chubby, ugly and has the worst feed in the entire world(and feet). jeevitesh's are generally fun and happy but they also see themselves as poopy woopy beings!

I felt soooooo jeevitesh yesterday I can't even *twerks in ice spice*

jeevitesh by juicycoochie669 March 21, 2023

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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