Jeezites

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

by Hellsprung December 15, 2017

Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

Jeeziest

A Combination of Jeasus and Cheesy.

"The Jeeziest song ever!!" example: Jesus Is My Friend by Sonseed

Or

Dude lets bounce these girls are the jeeziest!

by jjairm June 8, 2013

jeevitesh

a jeevitesh is someone who is fat, chubby, ugly and has the worst feed in the entire world(and feet). jeevitesh's are generally fun and happy but they also see themselves as poopy woopy beings!

I felt soooooo jeevitesh yesterday I can't even *twerks in ice spice*

by juicycoochie669 March 21, 2023