Je-SUS 

WHEN THE CHRISTIAN IS SUS DING DING DING DING DING DING, DI DI DING

Person: hey that christian is actin' kinda sus
Person 2: you could say that he is Je-SUS
Person: get the fuck out of my line of sight

Je-SUS by JMPDefinesthings March 30, 2022

JE SUS 

Jesus is sus, of the man named Judas who is trying to KILL him.

There is one imposter among them.

je SUS he is very SUS

JE SUS by eutrophication September 28, 2022

je SUS 

jesus is sus amog us😳😳

guy:je sus is sus😳😳
guy2:yeah he be sus 😳😳😳

je SUS by sus is jesus March 22, 2021

Je’sus 

Most of the time a Je’sus is a Mexican who might not always look like it but he is tall and will always grab your attention. They have brown hair and blue or green eyes which are just lovely to look at.If you ever meet a Je’sus you should try to be their friend they almost fit in every friend circle they are funny and friendly. They are also really cute they don’t want to admit it but they are just trying to find someone to love and give them affection. But don’t ruin their trust because you will never gain it back once you lose them they are gone forever. You can trust them with almost anything. A Je’sus is a rare guy they are really loving so once you get one you don’t wanna let go. They are loyal and they care about their loved ones.

“Yo who’s that😍”
“That’s Je’sus”
“Damn He’s fine is he mexican”

Je’sus by XXX_TM November 25, 2018

lesbian jesus 

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

lesbian jesus by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Jesus Cheater 

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

Jesus Cheater by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Griefer Jesus 

The God's son, who keeps inconveniencing Twitch streamer and YouTuber DarkViperAU in his "chaos mod" playthroughs of GTA V. Continuesly getting spawned into the game by viewers, or just bad luck.

*DarkViperAU calmly playing GTA V with the chaos mod*, *Griefer Jesus gets spawned in* DarkViperAU: "Oh no! Griefer Jesus! He is going to kill me!"

Griefer Jesus by Mynameisgregor October 12, 2020