jesusfuck 

A curse word and highly irresponsible interjection.

(apologies to all you religious types, but it IS used every now and then...)

Mr A: Hey, man, catch!
Mr B: OH JESUSFUCK! *SMACK*

jesusfuck by Garnet Red September 28, 2004

Jesus fuck 

When something scares you so bad you can’t just say fuck

*jon jumps out from behind a car*

Lizzie:Jesus fuck!

Jesus fuck by Destiny🥵 February 21, 2020

jesusfuckingchrist 

A statement of utter disbelief expressed when one finds themselves in the worst case scenario. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.

When Ted realized the car was running out of gas, he pulled to the side of the road and got out of the car. He muttered "JesusFuckingChrist" when he saw that he just drove over nails and now had two flat tires.

Just before the fireball, Ted screamed "JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!" as he saw Fred trying to light a cigarette while pumping gas.

jesusfuckingchrist by rockythecat December 5, 2009

jesus fuck 

A combination of two of the most offensive swear words of our day, "Jesus fuck" is unique in its ability to offend damn near anyone.

Notable for its use in the beginning of the Leftover Crack/Citizen Fish split CD Deadline.

STZA: Well Dave, according to my most recent calculations
and factoring in all the ignorant sycophant cop-callers,
there are in excess of a billion police in this world.

DICTOR: Jesus fuck! That's a lot of pigs.

jesus fuck by Fatlard Lars January 6, 2008

Jesusfucker 

1. One who fucks Jesus
2. An ass hole; Douchebag; etc.
3. A particularly delicious chocolate cake from Chili's

"Man that cake was such a jesusfucker! Why don't we go to Chili's more often?"

"Shut up! God, you're such a Jesusfucker!"

Jesusfucker by sarah is radd March 26, 2009

jesus fuck 

a word that is the ultimate offensive word and example of frustration, by combining "jesus" & "fuck" you can pretty much piss of anyone

"aww jesus fuck, i dropped my gogirt."

"let me get this straight, she likes tacos and sex, jesus fuck shes cool."

"you punched out a pterodactyl, jesus fuck thats badass"

"jesus fuck i lost mcGee"

jesus fuck by zack love April 9, 2008

Jesusjunkie

When the Most important Thing in a person's life, over Family, Friends and ones own life is Jesus, That Person is considered a Jesusjunkie

"Jesus is the most Important Thing in My Life"

"You're a Jesusjunkie, Take your Godgoggles Off, you Christard"

Jesusjunkie by Atheist(topix) January 20, 2010