1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?
Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
by Bus36 January 26, 2006
Takes the place of an existing curse word. Also something you will here from any country boy turned city. Claimed by Archie Sowell and created by him in 1989
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck Josh!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
Jesus Tits! Shut Yo Face Jessica!
Jesus Tits! You got me all excited!
by Arch1980 December 27, 2021
expression of shock
by Anonymous February 10, 2003
by Klaireabell October 8, 2007
by Cunty Spice July 29, 2006
(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004