Jayjacking

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.

Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"

by Galacticfish July 27, 2011