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joylacking by joylacker September 28, 2011
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Joywalking
Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted
I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles
Joywalking by BootLiquor March 29, 2020
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joysucking by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007
Joywalking
Walking alone at night into a very sketchy neighborhood for entertainment purposes.............Or because your just a bad MOTHERFUCKER like TREY TREY!
Street thug #1 "Aye boi, whatchu doin walkin around on my turf, This BLOCK belongs to the STREET THUGZ!"
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*
Joywalking by JymJohun69 February 11, 2022
Jayjacking
The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.
Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"
Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"
Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"
Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"
Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"
Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"
Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"
Jayjacking by Galacticfish July 27, 2011
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.