joylacking 

A signifigant lack of joy. Often brought on by doing severe amounts of homework while sunburned.

I'm so joylacking right now

joylacking by joylacker September 28, 2011

Joywalking 

Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted

I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles

Joywalking by BootLiquor March 29, 2020

joysucking 

The act of sucking joy out of an experience.

"Some people don't know how to live without complaining - basically joysucking everywhere they go."

joysucking by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007

joydicking 

The act of using one's one flaccid penis to control a joystick while one hand is occupied.

I was joydicking while playing halo 4 the other day and won the match.

joydicking by zaneBib October 28, 2015

Joywalking 

Walking alone at night into a very sketchy neighborhood for entertainment purposes.............Or because your just a bad MOTHERFUCKER like TREY TREY!

Street thug #1 "Aye boi, whatchu doin walkin around on my turf, This BLOCK belongs to the STREET THUGZ!"
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"

Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*

Joywalking by JymJohun69 February 11, 2022

Jayjacking 

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.

Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"

Jayjacking by Galacticfish July 27, 2011