joylacking

A signifigant lack of joy. Often brought on by doing severe amounts of homework while sunburned.

I'm so joylacking right now

by joylacker September 28, 2011

Joywalking

Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted

I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles

by BootLiquor March 29, 2020

joysucking

The act of sucking joy out of an experience.

"Some people don't know how to live without complaining - basically joysucking everywhere they go."

by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007

joydicking

The act of using one's one flaccid penis to control a joystick while one hand is occupied.

I was joydicking while playing halo 4 the other day and won the match.

by zaneBib October 28, 2015

Joywalking

Walking alone at night into a very sketchy neighborhood for entertainment purposes.............Or because your just a bad MOTHERFUCKER like TREY TREY!

Street thug #1 "Aye boi, whatchu doin walkin around on my turf, This BLOCK belongs to the STREET THUGZ!"
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"

Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*

by JymJohun69 February 11, 2022

Jayjacking

The act of someone going about their business, who suddenly feels the urge to masturbate without waiting to find privacy.

Chad- "Dude, my flight is going to be late"

Adam- "What happened? Is their a mechanical problem?"

Chad- "Nah, the pilot started to taxi and suddenly stopped to masturbate"

Adam- "That sucks, pilots are always jayjacking"

by Galacticfish July 27, 2011