JayParking
incorrect parking, whether in a handycap spot or otherwise; synonymous with jaywalking but for drivers not pedestrians
JayParking by DJ Kitty dba I am a reptile. October 22, 2010
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Jaytalking
When someone begins talking while you are already talking and interrupts you. The word can also be applied in situations where people are not supposed to talk i.e at an inappropriate time, during a moment of silence, or even during a movie.
The phrase comes from "jaywalking" when people who cross the street when they are not supposed to and interrupt the flow of traffic.
The phrase comes from "jaywalking" when people who cross the street when they are not supposed to and interrupt the flow of traffic.
1. Dude would you quit jaytalking, I'm trying to tell a joke.
2. That guys a total jaytalker, he interrupts me every couple seconds.
2. That guys a total jaytalker, he interrupts me every couple seconds.
Jaytalking by England420 February 18, 2009
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JayWalking
When you cross the street through the middle and not at the intersections were you are supposed to. They call it Jay walking, because back in the 1900s in New York people new yorkers would call call tourist jays, and since jays were really impressed by all of the tall buildings they would walk up to the middle of the street to see how tall they were, therefore the word Jaywalking emerged
Jaywalking is ilegal
JayWalking by Cacahead305 September 1, 2009
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Jay Parking by A army-L that blinked once June 6, 2019
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"We need never had invaded Iraq and Afghanistan if the fuckers had promised not to continue their flagrant Jaywalking" - GW Bush, Road Safety Conference, Washington 2005.
jaywalking by navyblue January 12, 2007
jaywalking
The bored Amsterdam policeman - in a city world famous for its drugs, prostitution and maffia activities - sternly reprimanded the otherwise law abiding citizen for jaywalking across the empty road.
jaywalking by pianodon July 13, 2010
Jaywalking
Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.
Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not
Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.
Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)
Jaywalking by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009
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