1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
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When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.
If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.
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Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
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Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
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Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
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