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Jawsturbate

1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.

2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."

2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."

"You're lying"

"Yep."
by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016
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jewsturbate

To masturbate to excessive amounts of money.
After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls
by mr.manson June 6, 2014
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jamasturbate

When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.
If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.
by jammino September 30, 2008
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Jacksturbate

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D
Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...
by JoeManX June 2, 2009
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Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
by npgy February 11, 2020
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Jaspurbate

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing
Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
by The Gort December 13, 2008
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Jasterbate

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.
Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.
by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005
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