jewsturbate
After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls
jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014
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jetturbate
To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.
"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."
jetturbate by the master baster January 8, 2010
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Jawsturbate
1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
Jawsturbate by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016
Jasturbated
"Dude my boss has been on my ass recently, i've been jasturbated after every shift for about a week!"
Jasturbated by Lawty April 7, 2025
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026