jewsturbate
After selling his 38 pounds of meth, Walter began to jewsturbate to the million dollars hid in the walls
jewsturbate by mr.manson June 6, 2014
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jetturbate
To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.
"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."
jetturbate by the master baster January 8, 2010
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Jawsturbate
1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.
1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."
"You're lying"
"Yep."
Jawsturbate by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016
Jasturbated
"Dude my boss has been on my ass recently, i've been jasturbated after every shift for about a week!"
Jasturbated by Lawty April 7, 2025
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