Jamsturbation

A girl who uses Jam as lubricant while masturbating.

Dude, did you hear that Amy was caught performing Jamsturbation last night.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

Jazzturbation

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

by CraigDC December 19, 2007

amsturbation

travelling to amsterdam, hoping to get laid, but unfortunate circumstances forcing you to wank instead.

i hope i won't have to do amsturbation this weekend.

by chicken adventurous May 9, 2006

Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

by npgy February 11, 2020

Camsturbation

Masturbating online in a video camera enabled chat server.
A camsturbator logs in to a chat room with a cam pointed at their genitalia while they pleasure themselves.

I'm going to go online for some camsturbation.

by Lovefaucet January 24, 2011

Camsturbation

The act of masturbating on a live webcam feed. Such places this is done are; Chatroulette, Omegle, Stickam and Tinychat.
This can also be done in private on such computer applications as Skype, Windows Live Messenger, AIM, Yahoo! Messenger and Oovoo.

Dude, I went on chatroulette last night and saw way too many guys and not enough girls camsturbating... Camsturbation is becoming a big problem with guys on there...

by DizzyLb February 24, 2011