Definitions by npgy
Jasturbation
The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Jasturbation by npgy February 11, 2020