2 definitions by npgy
The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
by npgy February 11, 2020
by npgy November 30, 2019