Jaspurbate 

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing

Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"

Jaspurbate by The Gort December 13, 2008

Jawsturbate

1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.

2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.

1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."

2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."

"You're lying"

"Yep."

Jawsturbate by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016

Jasturbation 

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

Jasturbation by npgy February 11, 2020

Jasperbation 

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

Jasperbation by Jasper September 26, 2003

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

Jasperate 

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

Jasperate by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jasterbate 

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.

"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"

jasterbate by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008