jamasturbate 

When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.

If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.

jamasturbate by jammino September 30, 2008

Hamasturbate

To do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward. Not to mention your self-indulgent actions just leave a hot and sticky mess.

The majority of Arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate. They pleasure themselves at the expense of their people and their people's future.

Hamasturbate by Snarcitz November 24, 2012

Jacksturbate 

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

Jacksturbate by JoeManX June 2, 2009

Jawsturbate

1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.

2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.

1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."

2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."

"You're lying"

"Yep."

Jawsturbate by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016

Jamasturbat 

The art of ruining someones life in a game while masturbating to the players npc.

STOP FUCKING JAMASTURBATING

Jamasturbat by Doth Motha August 20, 2019

Jamsturbation 

A girl who uses Jam as lubricant while masturbating.

Dude, did you hear that Amy was caught performing Jamsturbation last night.

Jamsturbation by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

Jasturbated 

An exasperated masturbation session. Often done without or with little pleasure.

"Dude my boss has been on my ass recently, i've been jasturbated after every shift for about a week!"

Jasturbated by Lawty April 7, 2025