jamasturbate

When two musicians are supposed to get together to jam, but only one shows up. He/she has to play with him/herself, so to speak.

If you make me jamasturbate again, you're out of the band.

by jammino September 30, 2008

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Hamasturbate

To do something that only serves your selfish needs and does not do anything with regards for anyone else nor does it advance your group forward. Not to mention your self-indulgent actions just leave a hot and sticky mess.

The majority of Arab leaders only seem to be able to hamasturbate. They pleasure themselves at the expense of their people and their people's future.

by Snarcitz November 24, 2012

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Jacksturbate

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

by JoeManX June 2, 2009

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Jawsturbate

1. To masturbate while in water to someone who is also in the water.

2. To surprise masturbate someone while in water.

1. "Yo dude Charmina looks so freaking hot swimming in her bathing suit. I'm gonna go to the far end of the pool and JAWSTURBATE to her. Brb."

2. "Charmina saw me rubbing one out to her under the water and came over and started making out with me so I JAWSTURBATED her."

"You're lying"

"Yep."

by GoodPartOfTheGhetto July 26, 2016

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