The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.
Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."
by npgy February 11, 2020
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by Lawty April 7, 2025
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