Jasturbation

The act of watching your wife fuck her black, ripped, 6'5 lieutenant while you sob and use your tears to softly stroke your flaccid webbed penis.

Dragnar: "Don't be a cuck and jasturbate."
Conan: "But I owe it to my wife. She's been in countless battles out there, she deserves me to perform jasturbation."

by npgy February 11, 2020

Jasturbated

An exasperated masturbation session. Often done without or with little pleasure.

"Dude my boss has been on my ass recently, i've been jasturbated after every shift for about a week!"

by Lawty April 07, 2025