Jankerman

A rather long penis

My friend was having sex and his girlfriend said he had a nice Jankerman

by salkjd November 14, 2010

Jankerbating

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.

soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."

by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

by fantablous May 6, 2010

hankermanker

gayest person on the world (don't go near because they might kill you from gayness)

hey bro wanna have sex
ayo you're a hankermanker im out of here

by farmer cheeto June 23, 2022

Jokerman

used to describe a young, extremely energetic and demented man. Usually will have consumed a sizeable amount of alcohol. Prone to removing clothes, giggling uncontrolably, waving hands in the air whilst shouting 'womp womp' or 'banter' etc.
In certain circumstance has been known to cause property damage and personal facial injuries.
A liability to all around him.

"Jokerman was insatiable last night, absolutely demented!"

"He's had a rake load of booze, I'd say we'll be seeing the Jokerman at some stage!!"

"Did you hear the Jokerman threw a rock through a prominent south Dublin apartment block's door?!! Demented!"

by the archie April 8, 2007

Jakeman

Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.

Jakeman is so cool and good at sports like you won't believe.

by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013

tankerman3000

The most awesome streamer and youtuber in the world!

I am going to watch TankerMan3000 and have an amazing time.

by RandomTwitchFollower October 5, 2020