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Jankerbating
Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"
Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013
Related Words
Jankerman • Jakermantell • Junkerman • Jakeman • Janneman • Jaskeran • Jokerman • dankerman • hankermanker • Jaegerman
Junkerman
Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.
Junkerman by fantablous May 6, 2010
hankermanker
hankermanker by farmer cheeto June 23, 2022
Jokerman
used to describe a young, extremely energetic and demented man. Usually will have consumed a sizeable amount of alcohol. Prone to removing clothes, giggling uncontrolably, waving hands in the air whilst shouting 'womp womp' or 'banter' etc.
In certain circumstance has been known to cause property damage and personal facial injuries.
A liability to all around him.
In certain circumstance has been known to cause property damage and personal facial injuries.
A liability to all around him.
"Jokerman was insatiable last night, absolutely demented!"
"He's had a rake load of booze, I'd say we'll be seeing the Jokerman at some stage!!"
"Did you hear the Jokerman threw a rock through a prominent south Dublin apartment block's door?!! Demented!"
"He's had a rake load of booze, I'd say we'll be seeing the Jokerman at some stage!!"
"Did you hear the Jokerman threw a rock through a prominent south Dublin apartment block's door?!! Demented!"
Jokerman by the archie April 8, 2007
Jakeman
Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.
Jakeman by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013
tankerman3000
tankerman3000 by RandomTwitchFollower October 5, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"