Junkerman

a very awesome teacher, or someone who is really good at teaching other people

Karl: i don't get this problem
Hamda: just call over the teacher, he's a total junkerman, he'll help you out.

Junkerman by fantablous May 6, 2010

junderpants 

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.

This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.

junderpants by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012

juggermankles 

A she-man with broad shoulders, popeye forearms, and veins sticking out of her 25" ankles... not the ideal body type for a woman.

We have a juggermankles in the office here, I'm thinking of recruiting her for the football team.

juggermankles by jeru411 October 16, 2008

Jokerman 

used to describe a young, extremely energetic and demented man. Usually will have consumed a sizeable amount of alcohol. Prone to removing clothes, giggling uncontrolably, waving hands in the air whilst shouting 'womp womp' or 'banter' etc.
In certain circumstance has been known to cause property damage and personal facial injuries.
A liability to all around him.

"Jokerman was insatiable last night, absolutely demented!"

"He's had a rake load of booze, I'd say we'll be seeing the Jokerman at some stage!!"

"Did you hear the Jokerman threw a rock through a prominent south Dublin apartment block's door?!! Demented!"

Jokerman by the archie April 8, 2007

Jankerman 

A rather long penis

My friend was having sex and his girlfriend said he had a nice Jankerman

Jankerman by salkjd November 14, 2010

Judderman 

someone that shoots his friends on call of duty

Looks at you while in a game of call of duty thinks about it then shoots you judderman

Judderman by Yourmumummy2017 October 16, 2020

Junkman Jobber 

Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out, high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In winter, a flannel or hoodie is added for warmth and gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white trash lifestyle the moment their “professional” day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.

If you want your home remodeled, do not go with junkman jobber, pay the extra money for high-quality or union craftsmanship.

My roof is leaking and its not even raining! I shouldn't have hired a junkman jobber.

Junkman Jobber by Kirkury January 21, 2022