Junkman Jobber: A disheveled, non-specialized, Caucasian scab tradesman, consistently performing slipshod and ramshackle workmanship, by applying half-assed shortcuts and techniques and usage of incorrect or cheap materials, using an array of outdated, malfunctioning pawnshop or stolen tools. The junkman jobber can typically be seen driving a beat up, dented, rusted out,
high-mileage, ill maintained pickup truck with “rims” haphazardly loaded with tools, materials and
junk left unsecure in the bed. The inside of the junkm’n jobmobile is loaded with cigarette butts, fast food wrappers, empty cans of monster energy drink, Doritos bags, cigarette packages and
vape cartridges. Some sort of generic extreme sticker or branding (MMA, tacticool, tattoo-life, beard cuture) is normally present as well. The standard attire worn to
work, and all other occasions, is baggy, saggy-assed jeans with tears and paint stains, a flat billed ball cap, shitty boots, some sort of extreme logo branded t-shirt with excessively crappy tattoos showing. In
winter, a flannel or
hoodie is added for warmth and
gangsta’ effect. (hood up with ball cap on and smoke in mouth all
shady like). The JJ reverts to degenerate criminal-like white
trash lifestyle the moment their “professional”
day or job period ends, (stealing / scavenging materials from the jobsite), or other activities usually resulting in debt, jail-
time, addiction or unwanted pregnancy. The movie AFTERMATH (2013) presents this type well.
