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Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.
Jakeman is so cool and good at sports like you won't believe.
Jakeman by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word with a similar meaning to “jokeman” however using the word Jake (uk slang word for police) is more of a insult to use whilst talking to someone
Zayan, stop being such a Jakeman.
Jakeman by Nz.al7 February 8, 2022
Jakeman has a very similar meaning to the word “jokeman” however using the word Jake (uk slang for police) is more of an insult when talking to somebody
Zayan, stop being such a Jakeman
Jakeman by Nz.al7 February 8, 2022
Jokeman by Mr.breeze January 26, 2021
Used when referring to dumb ute who was proven they have a minimal amount of brain cells
Omd this guys a jokeman
Jokeman by Caydan_ March 27, 2021
A funny guy that makes you laugh, but also makes you want to hit him. HARD.
Leo is such a Jokeman.
jokeman by Yellowboy959 June 6, 2015
Well-known internet carrier of genetic deficiency, famous for his ability in appearing as a complete idiot in every situation.
Rumors state that he's recently been the subject of a research conducted by the UDPH (Uranus Department of Public Health), for being the only known human being with a single brain cell.
"Can you resist a single second without trying to look like a total asshole, Javeman?"
"Javeman...Could you do us all a favor and just for one time please shut the f**k up?"
"No, Javeman, I've never considered having anal sex...why do you ask?"
"I think it's safe to state that this is yet another proof of Javeman's ever-growing stupidity."
Javeman by Soup el Cool December 10, 2008
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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