Jampoo 

Is the action that a guy do with shampoo to cover his baldness

I need Jampoo for my baldness

Jampoo by vib_user February 13, 2020

jamool 

Someone who doesn't know the obvious or oversees it because hes stubborn

i am anti jamool. I know everything.

jamool by @king, Hello Miles August 25, 2022

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

jampost 

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...

girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!

jampost by Rolee January 2, 2017

japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form

"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"

japooj by japooj follower December 1, 2021

Jamootin 

A word that describes someone who is a constant liar, almost a pathological liar.

"This jamootin ass nigga over here"

"Ohhh shit, that nigga dealin wit a jamooter"

Jamootin by Ashleydizzle January 19, 2008

japooties 

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012