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Jampoo

Is the action that a guy do with shampoo to cover his baldness
I need Jampoo for my baldness
by vib_user February 13, 2020
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jamool

Someone who doesn't know the obvious or oversees it because hes stubborn
i am anti jamool. I know everything.
by @king, Hello Miles August 25, 2022
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Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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jampost

a guy who falsely believes he is going to get laid...
girl in bar to her friend:"this fucking jampost just groped my ass"!
by Rolee January 2, 2017
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japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form
"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"
by japooj follower December 1, 2021
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Jamootin

A word that describes someone who is a constant liar, almost a pathological liar.
"This jamootin ass nigga over here"

"Ohhh shit, that nigga dealin wit a jamooter"
by Ashleydizzle January 19, 2008
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japooties

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.
by thompsonboy March 15, 2012
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