japoof 

To jump and then just jump again

Payton was japoofing on a matress. #LIT

japoof by Jopoofer9000 April 24, 2017

japoof 

To jump and then just jump again

Payton was japoofing on the matress.

japoof by Jopoofer9000 April 24, 2017

Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form

"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"

japooj by japooj follower December 1, 2021

japooties 

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jaboofus 

Coined by Krakhaus
adjective

“A measurement of the level of ghetto ness that occurs at Funcoland Store# 0759 in St. Ann, Missouri.”

"I just saw a lady get out of a Mercedes, wearing slippers & curlers in her hair. Man, thats jaboofus."

Jaboofus by cyric360 April 14, 2005

Japoon 

Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.

"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."

Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008