6 definitions by Rolee
1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions
1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"
2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?
by Rolee January 2, 2017
Boss to employee at a bar: "right, Charlie, this is third night you late this week - so you're cleaning out the fucking crabchord out the fucking urinals for the rest of the month!"
by Rolee January 4, 2017
1) A hippy who intrudes on your individuality by wanting to be one with you...as in..."you and I are one...feel the oneness"
2) a drunk breathing his toxicity all over you...
3) any human being who doesn't know his fucking place
2) a drunk breathing his toxicity all over you...
3) any human being who doesn't know his fucking place
1) " Can you please give me some fucking space, you fucking nitbalm"!
2) "Can someone please tell that fucking nitbalm to shut the fuck up"!
2) "Can someone please tell that fucking nitbalm to shut the fuck up"!
by Rolee January 2, 2017
by Rolee January 2, 2017
1) a cheapskate who refuses to get wifi on his phone or at his home and runs from one hot spot to another to get free wifi
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
2) someone who is more interested in texting on his/her phone than talking to the person they with
1) Two friends at a bar:
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
guy 1: "Is Charlie coming tonight?"
guy 2: "Charlie? No way, man - that fucking wifanker doesn't go anywhere there's no free wifi"
2) "I love this place - no fucking wifankers around - just people conversating"
3) girlfriend to girlfriend:
gf1: "So, how was your new date last night"
gf2: "What a waste of time - he turned out to be such a fucking wifanker"
by Rolee January 4, 2017
1) A cagey courtesy laugh
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline
1) Guy tells a joke to two friends. One laughs and the other doesn't find it funny at all.
Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?
2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!
Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?
2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!
by Rolee January 5, 2017