jamooka

The guy who was Gengis Khan's best friend and lover (for more information, check The Secret History of the Mongols), but Jamooka pulled some shit pissed him off and Genghis killed him. To be used whenever someone does something fucked up to a friend.

You fucked my brother? Bitch move, Jamooka.

by nutella May 21, 2007

Jamooka

A previously tortured Tibetan Mastiff Chow Chow mix who was adopted by the Akkume Family.

Jamooka, you are so cute

by Jamooka February 19, 2021

Jamook

idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.

Il trente jamok!!!.......

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

jamook

a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.

Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.

by the Y network January 17, 2011

Jamoocan

A person of African descent, and ambiguous Caribbean island nationality.

Q: That black guy has a funny accent. Where is he from?
A: I don't know. He's Jamoocan.

by joser8r May 2, 2010

Jamookles

To compact compress or squash

I told my girl I was gonna fuck her and make her belly go jamookles so she would be hungry again

by Adamscompactor December 7, 2020

jamookie

A person who is a Jamaican, Asian, and American. Derives from the term Jamericasian. Despite definitions of close words such as jamook or mook, jamookie only sounds like those words and are usually very nice people because of their multi-cultural up-bringing, though some jamookies can be a mook.

Look, its a family of jamookies!

by iseeyou21 July 3, 2010