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The guy who was Gengis Khan's best friend and lover (for more information, check The Secret History of the Mongols), but Jamooka pulled some shit pissed him off and Genghis killed him. To be used whenever someone does something fucked up to a friend.
jamooka by nutella May 21, 2007
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A previously tortured Tibetan Mastiff Chow Chow mix who was adopted by the Akkume Family.
Jamooka, you are so cute
Jamooka by Jamooka February 19, 2021
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idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Il trente jamok!!!.......
Jamook by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.
Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
jamook by the Y network January 17, 2011

Jamoocan 

A person of African descent, and ambiguous Caribbean island nationality.
Q: That black guy has a funny accent. Where is he from?
A: I don't know. He's Jamoocan.
Jamoocan by joser8r May 2, 2010
I told my girl I was gonna fuck her and make her belly go jamookles so she would be hungry again
Jamookles by Adamscompactor December 7, 2020

jamookie 

A person who is a Jamaican, Asian, and American. Derives from the term Jamericasian. Despite definitions of close words such as jamook or mook, jamookie only sounds like those words and are usually very nice people because of their multi-cultural up-bringing, though some jamookies can be a mook.
Look, its a family of jamookies!
jamookie by iseeyou21 July 3, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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