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A girl who is delusional to the point of believing her own lies. Crazy and uneducated, she turns things around to make it seem as if everyone is attacking her when in fact she is the one attacking everyone else. A poor mother and wife, she portrays to the outside world as if she is wonderful and benevolent, as well as blissfully happy in her life while it's obvious by the hatred and venom she spews that she isn't. Stay away, this type of person is toxic not only to herself but everyone around and may seem to be friendly but is in all actuality planning your demise!!
"I'm glad Courtney Love got away from being such a jamoo. She's much cooler now."

"I don't think we can be friends anymore, you're too much of a jamoo!"
jamoo by HappyChick2000 May 16, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch
slang for JMU, james madison university... coolest place ever
I go to JaMoo
Jamoo by Anonymous August 13, 2003
Related Words
Jamoo Jamook jamoogaz jamooka Jamooca Jamoocan Jamoock Jamooi jamooke jamookie
A jamoo is a slime making, meme loving, star stable playing girl. She loves her friends and will always make everyone happy around her before she makes herself happy. She is known by one girl as her best friend and loves her a lot. Her friends also say "kakke, drink more bleach and eat tide pods!"
"Jamoo get online please Betch"
Jamoo by SozMate May 5, 2018
A slime making, sso playing, meme watching, friend spamming girl. She is normally kawaii and has one best friend that she sometimes blue ticks but loves. She is crazy and doesnt like Borris *wink*... She also loves "kthxbai"
Jamoo when you come online??

Jamoo WHERE U AT BETCH?
Jamoo by SozMate February 19, 2018
Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.
Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.
Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

jamboard 

A technological team performance enhancement board by Google.
Look at this Jamboard we got.
jamboard by I_CAN_SEE_YOU#ASIAN_LIFE February 27, 2018

Jalooper 

A slang term for a women’s vagina
“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”
Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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