japooj

This name means complete obeseity in its finest form

"holy cow thats a huge cow japooj, its almost as big as u"

by japooj follower December 1, 2021

Japooner

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.

James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"

by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Japoon

Noun. An attractive Asian woman, esp. of Japanese nationality. Note: Japoon is an irregular plural, and like 'deer' is the same in both the singular and plural cases.

"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."

by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008

japoolzi

A pool with jets

After the club, lets get a buncha bitches and hit the japoolzi!

by Yuphoric October 22, 2008

Japooties

A term for chocolate covered almonds!

Frock went to the local superstore to get some Japooties!

by lolzzzz! March 15, 2012

Japooties

Chocolate covered almonds

Do you have any japooties?

by Eeveelyn March 17, 2012