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Japooner 

A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.

It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"

Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"

James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).

Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"

James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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japooties 

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.
japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012
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"I saw a Japoon at the mall yesterday."
Japoon by t4eXanadu March 8, 2008

japoolzi 

After the club, lets get a buncha bitches and hit the japoolzi!
japoolzi by Yuphoric October 22, 2008

Japooties 

A term for chocolate covered almonds!
Frock went to the local superstore to get some Japooties!
Japooties by lolzzzz! March 15, 2012

Japooties 

Do you have any japooties?
Japooties by Eeveelyn March 17, 2012