Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

Jambone

To get jerked off very aggressively, with the the giver jamming their fist against your pubic bone and maybe even jamming your pecker in their mouth if you’re lucky. Historically underneath a table while trying to hold your composure among unknowing company.

“Hey, Lenny looks a little flushed, I think he’s having a panic attack.”

“Nah man, Linda is just under the table giving him a really solid jambone”

by Dirty Zee March 13, 2023

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

Genital Jamboree

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse

"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."

by Kaiser_Garuta July 8, 2014

Losers Jamboree

When a bunch of inconsiderate people, (usually next door neighbors) let their house party last into the middle of the night and either have the boom box way too loud, rev up their motorcycles or just be obnoxious drunk loudmouths, in general.

I hope that Losers Jamboree next door will be over soon, so I can get some kind of sleep before I have to get up for work tomorrow!

by Poet in the Corner December 28, 2014

Coulie jambon

The sexiest guinea pig in the world

Coulie jambon has some big swangin nuts that smell like like ass

by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022