Jambone
Jambone by Your momma May 12, 2003
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Jambone
To get jerked off very aggressively, with the the giver jamming their fist against your pubic bone and maybe even jamming your pecker in their mouth if you’re lucky. Historically underneath a table while trying to hold your composure among unknowing company.
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Jambone • jamboned • Jamboner • Jamboneed • Jambonerism • Jamboney • crofty jambone head • jamboree • Jambons • jamone
crofty jambone head
Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head
crofty jambone head by G_meister November 23, 2019
Jambonerism
Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022
Genital Jamboree
Genital Jamboree by Kaiser_Garuta July 8, 2014
Losers Jamboree
When a bunch of inconsiderate people, (usually next door neighbors) let their house party last into the middle of the night and either have the boom box way too loud, rev up their motorcycles or just be obnoxious drunk loudmouths, in general.
I hope that Losers Jamboree next door will be over soon, so I can get some kind of sleep before I have to get up for work tomorrow!
Losers Jamboree by Poet in the Corner December 28, 2014
Coulie jambon
Coulie jambon by Punkrck1995 March 15, 2022
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