Jamboney

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011

Jambonerism

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

crofty jambone head

To have a head like a christmas ham.

Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft

Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham

Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head

by G_meister November 23, 2019

Jambone

To leave or depart from your current location.

Man i want to smoke a fat blunt lets jambone.

by Your momma May 12, 2003

jaboney

Designated boner or erection tension reducer.
Aka: girl/boyfriend, slut, hoe, wife or husband, fuck buddy, or significant other. If you alone... it's you.

Yes sir, that bitch is gonna be my next jaboney!

by Psychothebunny January 23, 2016