Jamboney
When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).
(or any preserve).
Jamboney by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011
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Jambonerism
Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022
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Jamboney • Jambone • jamboned • Jamboner • jaboney • Jambloney • Jamboneed • Jambonerism • A Jamooney • crofty jambone head
jamboned
jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010
Jamboner
When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.
Jamboner by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013
crofty jambone head
Jeff - Hey whats that over there
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head
Dan- thats james croft
Jeff - oh i thought it was a lost christmas ham
Dan - no thats just his crofty jambone head
crofty jambone head by G_meister November 23, 2019
Jambone
Jambone by Your momma May 12, 2003
jaboney
Designated boner or erection tension reducer.
Aka: girl/boyfriend, slut, hoe, wife or husband, fuck buddy, or significant other. If you alone... it's you.
Aka: girl/boyfriend, slut, hoe, wife or husband, fuck buddy, or significant other. If you alone... it's you.
jaboney by Psychothebunny January 23, 2016
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