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Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.

Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(

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JAKUP

Jakup is a name for real men. Jakup is the definition of a very cool and 2000iq guy. The name Jakup has been considered as the coolest name in the world

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Jákup

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jákup

Jákup a man with big muscles and horse cock. He always warns ladies before moving any part of his body, because that would make them cum.

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Jákup Pauli

The species of Jákup Pauli is commonly known to being shit at Fortnite and pretty much everything he does. Jákup Pauli usually has a brown nose, because of his obsession of licking the teacher’s ass. He likes to hunt down girls, only to ask them about their snap and only fans, that’s why he is also known as the pig.

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Jakpat

Karen's usual reply to everything

Jovs: Hi loves!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

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